Fun in class

Yesterday in class,

A few of us confused people were taught how to remember these signs:

Female= Cannot erect                               Male=Erect

So now, we can all remember.

Lecturer: What happened if you have the YY chromosome?

Us: buzz of noise…

Lecturer: Then you spend the rest of your life asking “WHY? WHY?”

Q: When can’t men wear skirts? Who said they can’t? And what about tight shorts? Why it is only acceptable on females?

A: Cos there is a bulge in front. Looks awful.

R: You wear tight t-shirts, no bulge is it? You have two bulges, it’s double the bulge, isn’t it worse?