Delightful clients

I am a Fxxxxxxxxx.

It is not my job to revamp the whole mail room to ensure that mails do not get lost. 

It is also not my job to alter the company’s processing system to your preferred mode.

And no, contrary to what you think, I am not a 24 hours hotline to be responsible for answering your queries as and when you desired. Especially, not on a Friday night at 11pm. Contrary to what you think, people in my profession have a life of our own. I do not typically spend my Friday nights or weekends providing a step by step guide telling you what buttons to click on your screen just because you happen to be free. Neither do I typically enjoy long conversations with clients on such a night.

And no, I am not desperate to earn your money. In fact, if I have a choice, I prefer to turn down your business. In fact, I will gladly pay you the miserable amount I am earning from you to GET YOU OFF MY BACK! Oops! Sorry, I just remember that I am not even earning anything from you.

I am just expected to be available to answer your ceaseless questions anytime you think it is convenient to call. And in case, you are still wondering about this point. Just let me clarify that when I said it is inconvenient to talk to you now, it also means it is inconvenient to talk to you over sms. Or rather, it is a polite way of letting you know that I do not want to spend my Friday night talking to you (sms included) when my friends are all sitting there waiting for me to hang up the bloody phone. So please do not sms me 10 mins after we ended our phone conversation.

(After I finally managed to put down the phone. M suggested wryly “Next time, just tell him you are having sex or something and put down the phone.” lol)

Now that I am almost done airing off my irritation here. Just let me end the post by telling you to please kindly FUCK OFF! In case you miss the point, Fuck Off includes not sending me sms after midnight.