Vagabond At Heart

These replies are getting too familiar.

“It is all in the system.” 

“It is all in the files.”

“It is all in the procedures.”

“It is all in the financials.”

“It is all in the intranet.”

“Just follow exactly.”

“Call ABC, XYZ, etc.” Sorry, who?

“Just raise the ABC and XYZ.” Qn: Sorry, what is ABC and XYZ? “U have the ABC, don’t you? Er..how come yours don’t have? Don’t know why like that leh? Why you don’t have ah?”

Qn: Sorry, how do I check ABC? I tried from DEF system and got this figure. Just like to confirm if this is the proper way to check?

Reply: I don’t use DEF cos it is may not be accurate.

Qn: So where can I verify the information?

Reply: When we handle the account long enough, we usually know.

Qn: So, in this case, where can I verify?

Reply: As I told you, when we handle the case long enough, we know.

/// persisted doggedly. Qn: In this case, who can i ask?

Reply: Oh, the person left already. Anyway, it is all in the system lah. You need to check.

???

Maybe, I am just stupid. That must be the case.