Too bad dough is not free

Case A:
Mr Exotic Personality in trying to convince us that he should not be paying for the dough that we advanced him, volunteered to strip himself naked for dear boss. It was a colourful conversation. Let’s hope he is not serious. If only the dough is free, we will have willingly give it to him fOC to save ourselves the prospect of an unwanted strip tease show.

Case B:
Mr Honey Coated Tongue tried his darnest to convince me of the delightful savoury taste of his new-found recipe and the excellent prospect of them selling like hot cakes. He was so very eager for us to advance him dough so that he can set about baking up a storm. So eager that he will take the dough in any form that he can get, loose, packed or anything. To ensure I was fully convinced, I must be flattered, coaxed, pressurized and hassled. When all else failed, there is always the silent treatment dragged out over the phone line. unfortunately, the dough is not mine. So, none can be awarded despite all the effort.

Case C:
Mr Nice Personality confidently declared that when all else failed, he shall enter to monopolise a specific range of the bakery products and up their demand to benefit the villagers. Have to give him credit for being true to his words. He is so nice that I will give him the dough for free if I can.

Case D:
Mr Self Denial altenates between mild bullshit and resignation. The mild bullshit stems from desperation. The resignation sets in after last ditch efforts fails. I feel really bad every time I called him. In fact, I feel like such a bully after putting down the phone. Will like to help but the dough is not free, you know. If you have difficulty selling the product you baked, maybe it is better to return the dough to us.

Case E-Z:
Too tired to go on. But, people, if you have problem paying for dough you brought, there is no way we can be giving you more dough for baking, no matter how attractive your bakery products are or how great your bakers are.