job description 1: postbox
I totally understand the need to maintain the employment statistics.
job description 2: say no to everything that comes along. In the event that the other party cannot accept “no” as a answer due to various justifications, window-dress the “NO” by saying “please escalate to the higher authority”.
I seriously love to refer you for a spine implant so that you do not live in daily fear of losing your job everyday. Poor thing.
Job description 3: sit there and look not pretty.
Another great way to up employment statistics.